whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
literally wtf the fuck
I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT
ahh when you click it :)))
holy shit what is that seriously
space. that is space.
If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone
SIGNAL BOOSTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAMILY THERE
Reblogging again. Ladies, be safe.
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.
the bar has never been lower
#boys who are not rapists