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Reality Ruined My Life

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

drinksmokesmile:

drinksmokesmile:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

SIGNAL BOOSTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAMILY THERE

Reblogging again. Ladies, be safe.

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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marinashutup:

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

#boys who are not rapists

Reblog this if you actually like my blog

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

moanszayn