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5sos bodyguards probably

bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
bodyguard: did he just
bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

odairaremysugarcubes:

this broke my heart

like he looks at her like she’s his little sister

and they’re playing some game

5sossavedthem said: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS?

I CAN FEEL THE FAME GETTING TO MY HEAD ALREADY

Dan on Dylan O’Brien (x)

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tyler-oakleys-pickle:

Livestream 3/27/14 … ;)

fuckingalexturner:

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

adrianbowen:

mostrandomfaves:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” 

I love this Gif so much..

lukesroberts:

credit

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer 

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

mukenope:

E: The best rumor you’ve heard about you

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madam-squishy:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

Can I punch him?

moanszayn